definitiveworld:

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

lesbx:

lesbx:

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

offspring:

popbrut:

Much can be said about the babygirlification of middle age internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving ‘idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card’

xx-ghost-rat-xx:

thirdpunch:

kittie and ouppy best friends forever

kidgokart:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.

#some of us do not have to pretend #fuck it real face #ffvii

mimiyori:

bocchi birthday blast

antimattter-eel:

dungeon-meshi-tournament:

dungeon-meshi-tournament:

Congratulations to Izutsumi by herself on winning the title of Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon!

This is the funniest outcome this tournament could’ve possibly had.

And this is what the podium looks like:

canadian-kazoo-god:

violetgec:

clityeastwood:

emptycontainer:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

ALT

official-megumin:

girlfoxcock:

cosmicpaladintaka:

girlfoxcock:

so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about “overwatch coins”

and now……………… apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????

I said that because “overwatch coins” is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this

Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.

u ok?

They could be if you’d manifest that dragoness

majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill